Why hack when you could save monkeys?
Submitted by Darren Kitchen on April 1, 2008 – 4:33 am15 Comments
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Void(main) { while(true) { print “Hello World”; } /* Code Monkey was here*/ }
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MONKEYS!!!!!!111111111
rofl, nice
April Fools!
no! we cant save the monkeys! what if they overthrow us! they can already make wooden spears, tanks are just around the corner!
That’s a really cute monkey. Forget April Fools.
Hacker monkeys. That’s cute. What’s next, Marmosets?
when i saw this i was like “WTF?!?!?” then i remembered … o its the first of april… nice joke darren!
I hope this is a joke.
This is what happens when you hack space time you get monkeys that rule the universe
“Code monkey get up, fetch coffee.
Code monkey goto job.
Code monkey goto boring meeting,
with boring manager rob.”
new hacker moneys from Micro$haft!
No it’s save the MonkEE, save the world.
No it’s save the MONKEE, save the world.
I am the Monkey Queen!